Uh! Yo yo yo, yo

CHORUS [Eminem]
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

[Eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by six people and five I hit
Ah shit, I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch and stomped the foster kids
These 'shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumbass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D-12 throws the bombast bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out

[Kuniva] Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
[Kon Artis] Hey Von you see me stepping on your leprechauns?
[Kuniva] It gotta be acid cuz the X is gone
[Kon Artis] Yeah I took 'em all down with some Parmesan and I think my arm is gone
[Kuniva] It's probably numb, dumb, dumb, and fulla cum
and I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
[Kon Artis] You scary ass it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on
[Kuniva] Well stop acting stupid
You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit
I think I did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (That's ill)
Mescaline

Chorus

BRIDGE [Eminem]
Dirty Dozen, 80 of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
Some, somethin', somethin', somethin'
Somethin', (hmm I don't know) somethin', daydee dadun

[Proof]
Pop pills, pills I pop
Pop two pills on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk
I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
Look for coke to smoke
I overdose
I pack up my nose with coke {*cough cough cough*}
Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby born by whore lady
Now I gotta straight born infant (You're crazy!)

[Swifty]
I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine (Hey you got any 'shroom?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
I can't get job cuz her mom's so trashed
Why the hell you niggas think I rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack
Then I might too (Swift, chill)
I just wanna get high like you
And I don't give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, shrooms, down the valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and I'm going back soon

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[Bizarre]
I'm at rave looking like a slave high off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Pussy poppin', acid choppin', dope heavy guy
Heroine mescaline pimp so ladies wanna try?
Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (Yeah, right)
Bitch I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty slut you know you want it in your butt
I'll put it in your cunt
Let Bizarre nut

Chorus

Bridge

{*Harmonica plays*}